about the webwizard
the webwizard himself
UNDER CONTAINMENT
“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.”
— Carl Sagan
Heya! The name's darkosparko, though I prefer if people call me darko if they shorten my username! I'm the webwizard of this little site you've found yourself in! I'm a 16 year old gay Filipino neurodivergent student with a love for anything creative. My biggest hobbies are OC worldbuilding, programming (duh), fanfiction/writing in general, and playing a whole bunch of video games!
In terms of personality, I find that I'm not the best person to consult on that considering I find myself incredibly annoying, but I'd say that I'm pretty quiet and introverted when I'm new to someone, but if you show even 1% of any emotion like interest in my interests or wanting to talk to me, I'll spout out absolutely anything about the things I love and want to share with you.
In terms of personality, I find that I'm not the best person to consult on that considering I find myself incredibly annoying, but I'd say that I'm pretty quiet and introverted when I'm new to someone, but if you show even 1% of any emotion like interest in my interests or wanting to talk to me, I'll spout out absolutely anything about the things I love and want to share with you.
I've always loved the internet, even as a kid. I used to play old Flash games and constantly be amazed by all the moving graphics and the bright and energetic content people put without shame or restriction online. The internet, to me, is a microcosm of everything about humanity, all the good, and all the bad, and in that sense, the internet has always felt like a world where you can share anything, be anything, and love anything. But we're far, far away from the days of the old World Wide Web. Content is now constantly placed under algorithms and hidden behind adverts, human art is now being overshadowed by the rapid and disastrous misuse of AI in art, and it almost seems like the world has forgotten the wonders of HTML and CSS, all for corporate and minimalistic web design (note, this is not a dig on accessible web design, I'm all for that!!!). It almost seems like we've forgotten that the internet can be so many things other than the almost dystopian state than it is today. It can be like it was before, when we were still experimenting with it. It can be colorful, educational, a place for people of all ages, and most of all, just fun. Fun to experience, fun to look at.
Capturing that sense of wonder is the essence of why I made the Spark-Web. I wanted to make a space for myself, one separated from all the social media we use today, one that I can customize specifically to my liking, one that can show others that, yes, the internet can still be the way it was in the '90s and '00s, and most of all, one that can show others that they themselves can be a part of the internet in this way if they just try.
Capturing that sense of wonder is the essence of why I made the Spark-Web. I wanted to make a space for myself, one separated from all the social media we use today, one that I can customize specifically to my liking, one that can show others that, yes, the internet can still be the way it was in the '90s and '00s, and most of all, one that can show others that they themselves can be a part of the internet in this way if they just try.
THINGS I REALLY LIKE!!!
TV SHOWS
FILM
VIDEO GAMES
MUSIC
ETC.
Grey's Anatomy, Glee, Pretty Little Liars, RuPaul's Drag Race, Wandavision/Agatha All Along, Philomena Cunk, Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, Soul Eater, Chainsaw Man, Frieren, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Dandadan, Girls und Panzer, Gundam, K-On!, Fooly Cooly, Bocchi the Rock, Lycoris Recoil, Metal Fight Beyblade, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, RWBY, Fire Force, My Hero Academia
Pitch Perfect, Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, Armageddon, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Alien, Charlie's Angels, Ocean's 8, Hunger Games, The Devil Wears Prada, the Spiderverse movies, Top Gun
Astroneer, Destiny 2, Fortnite, Overwatch, Halo, Animal Crossing, Pokémon, Rocket League, PHIGHTING!, Valorant, Marvel Rivals, Forza Horizon, Need for Speed, ULTRAKILL, Portal, Honkai: Star Rail, Arknights, Reverse: 1999
Lady Gaga, Beyoncé, Ariana Grande, Megan Thee Stallion, Chappell Roan, Caroline Polachek, Rina Sawayama, Charli xcx, Olivia Rodrigo, Daft Punk, TWICE, LE SSERAFIM, KATSEYE, The Beatles, Talking Heads, CASIOPEA, nobonoko, Vocaloid, classical music, fusion jazz
Theme parks, old Disney stuff, SPACE!!!, robots, old software, edutainment, poetry, modern art, model kits, Hot Wheels
CHARACTERS I VIBE WITH
about the mascot(s)
[NAME] SPARKO[RACE] Sparkonoid
[AGE] Unknown, considered a young adult for his species
[BIRTHDAY] September 5, ████
[PROFESSION] CEO, Astronaut, educator, party-thrower, etc.
[TALENTS/ABILITIES] Reality construct creation, dream reconstruction, teleportation to places he's been to
[BIO]
SPARKO is an alien astronaut from a distant, faraway planet, who's traveled into the interwebs to spread the art, philosophy, ideals, etc. of his homeworld! He was sent as part of a diplomatic mission from his plane to connect with Earth after it received radio signals from Earth for the first time, and now he's here to immerse himself in Earthian culture and experience all there is to experience in the world! His journey here may have been a little bumpy, and there may have been an unexpected visitor (cough cough, the other 'mascot'), but everything was fine in the end!
To learn more about Earth and its people, as well as set up a outpost for his home planet on Earth, he alongside darko created the Spark-Web company, with the sole purpose of using their unique abilities to make people's dreams come true. He mainly acts as the spokesperson of the company, making grand speeches and visiting every place in the Earth!
[NAME] darkoFUN FACTS ABOUT SPARKO
★ Studied the English language after receiving 1900s-era radio signals, so he speaks in a Transatlantic accent.
★ His suit protects him from the elements and acts as his physical body. As a Sparkonoid, he is a living mass of sparks, so any liquid is dangerous to him!
★ His suit protects him from the elements and acts as his physical body. As a Sparkonoid, he is a living mass of sparks, so any liquid is dangerous to him!
★ Utterly fascinated by fantasy stories and wants to be a wizard.
★ Loves musicals and bursts into song quite often. Whether his singing is good or bad is up for debate.
★ Loves musicals and bursts into song quite often. Whether his singing is good or bad is up for debate.
META FACTS ABOUT SPARKO
★ His birthday is the day Voyager 1 was launched!
★ While I prefer being called darko, I represent myself with SPARKO more.
★ While I prefer being called darko, I represent myself with SPARKO more.
★ He started as an Eternal Voyager-sona!
other stuff
WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT MY INTERESTS? WATCH THESE VIDEOS!
CONNECT WITH ME!
Discord: darkosparko619
E-Mail: darkosparkosparkoweb@gmail.com
Bluesky: darkosparko.nekoweb.org
Please contact me for any inquiries, things that need takedowns, etc.!
E-Mail: darkosparkosparkoweb@gmail.com
Bluesky: darkosparko.nekoweb.org
Please contact me for any inquiries, things that need takedowns, etc.!
ATTRIBUTIONS
This page is heavily based on Robotic Operating Buddy's Re-Animator shrine as well as item64's about me page. The CSS was handwritten inspired by the former and the background image was sourced from it, and the latter was used as inspiration for the page's format.
darko and SPARKO's art was drawn with the pose referenced and general concept inspired by chellustrates's Stanley Parable fanart.
The music used is an 8-bit reconstruction of the exit music for the musical Wicked, sourced from this video.
darko and SPARKO's art was drawn with the pose referenced and general concept inspired by chellustrates's Stanley Parable fanart.
The music used is an 8-bit reconstruction of the exit music for the musical Wicked, sourced from this video.
